Saturday 31 December 2016

Funny New Year Resolutions

Hey, I'm still Edidiong Udoh.
edidiong_Udoh @ Instagram
Or purpleeff on Facebook.

Just wrote this. Funny new year Resolutions.

This New Year, I will no longer:

• Run while juggling knives
• Skateboard down a hill when my board has no wheels
• Play baseball with a hand grenade and a loaded rocket launcher
• Pillow fight with a bag of spare change
• Beat the school's biggest bully in the fist with my face
• Talk with my mouth full of nails
• Drink paint thinner while smoking a cigarette• Play with matches at a gas station
• Try to perform stunts with my car on the local bridges
• Throw my friends into the trunk of my car
• Play "Chicken" with local freight trains
• Set my hair on fire with hairspray and matches
• Cause global warming singlehandedly
• Shower while making toast on the edge of my bathtub
• Audition for "Jackass" every week
• Wear a bacon costume and tease the dancing bear
• Eat chocolates (I totally swear!!)
• Send "funny" images of "epic fails" and"LOLCats" via SMS or chat to someone who I am currently talking on the phone with
• Tell my friends the same story (the one with the cow and the purple Snuggie that stopped being funny 8 years ago) every time we get together
• Spend as much time worrying about life, but rather worry about the reasons why I feel compelled to stop worrying
• Consider the feelings of others when they obviously don't care about mine
• Try to hold onto the floor when I am clearly drunk and it is holding me•
Try to remember if it is drink 13 or 14 that clearly gets me wasted
* Consider apple martinis part of my "daily fruit intake"
• Drink and drive, as I'm sick of running over speed bumps and spilling my beer in the car
• Consider second and third breakfasts real meals.

God alone knows how I survived this whole year.

Gmail Offline

This isn't a joke.
If you think it is, tell me on Instagram @ edidiong_Udoh
Or go to the purpleeff Facebook page.

GMail introduced a new feature recently, that is browsing mails offline. Here for u fanz.

Steps:Today we are going to see how to do that.

First you need to install Google Gears, you can download the online installer from here http://gears.google.com/ Run the online installer and it will install Google Gears on your system. Now open your GMail and navigate to the settings and then to the Labs tab, there you will find a feature called offline, Enable that.Thats it you are almost done, just a few clicks away. It will ask your permission to install offline access for GMail, click next. Then you get a Google Gears security warning, allow it.

Click ok in the next window and you are done.It will download all your mails to your hard drive for offline browsing. You can see the status in the status window.

Gmail Offline

This isn't a joke.
If you think it is, tell me on Instagram @ edidiong_Udoh
Or go to the purpleeff Facebook page.

GMail introduced a new feature recently, that is browsing mails offline. Here for u fanz.

Steps:Today we are going to see how to do that.

First you need to install Google Gears, you can download the online installer from here http://gears.google.com/ Run the online installer and it will install Google Gears on your system. Now open your GMail and navigate to the settings and then to the Labs tab, there you will find a feature called offline, Enable that.Thats it you are almost done, just a few clicks away. It will ask your permission to install offline access for GMail, click next. Then you get a Google Gears security warning, allow it.

Click ok in the next window and you are done.It will download all your mails to your hard drive for offline browsing. You can see the status in the status window.

Tuesday 20 December 2016

What the world searched for in 2016

Amazing isn't it.
#google
#edidiong_udoh Instagram
#facebook.com/purpleeff

See what was trending in 2016 -GlobalSearches
1
Pokémon Go
2
iPhone 7
3
Donald Trump
4 Prince
5 Powerball
People
1Donald Trump
2 Hillary Clinton
3Michael Phelps
4 Melania Trump
5Simone Biles
Global Sporting Events
1Rio Olympics
2World Series
3Tour de France
4Wimbledon
5Australian Open

Movies
1Deadpool
2Suicide Squad
3The Revenant
4Captain America Civil War
5Batman v Superman
TV Shows
1Stranger Things
2Westworld
3Luke Cage
4Game of Thrones
5Black Mirror
Global News
1US Election
2Olympics
3Brexit
4Orlando Shooting
5Zika Virus

Consumer Tech
1iPhone 7
2Freedom 251
3iPhone SE
4iPhone 6S
5Google Pixel

Losses
1Prince
2David Bowie
3Christina Grimmie
4Alan Rickman
5Muhammad Ali

Musicians
1Céline Dion
2Kesha
3Michael Bublé
4Creed

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Saturday 17 December 2016

Man Fruits (Jokes)

The Trial Of An Igbo, Yoruba And Hausa Man. An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa manwere lost in a forest and then captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step was to go deep into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.The Yoruba man came back and said to the king,”I brought 10 apples.”Then the king explained the trial to him,”You have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed.The first apple went in, but on the secondone,he winced out in pain, so he was killed.The Igbo man arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should beeasy…. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed.The Yoruba man and Igbo man met in heavenand the Yoruba man asked,”Why did you laugh?You almost got away with the trial.”The Igbo man replied,”I couldn’t help it, when Isaw the Hausa man coming with Watermelons!”
#whats ya Say.
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Or
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Tuesday 13 December 2016

Opera Mobile tricks

#opera tricks,#edidiong_udoh.  Instagram, #www.facebook.com/purpleeff

1. server:source

I like this particular code very much. Typing this code in the address bar will return you the source code ( HTML code) of the webpage you are presently on.

Without this code you have to switch to desktop computer to get the source code of any webpage. This code has helped me, to some extent, to carry on with my computer programming when I’m not on desktop PC. It’s a boon to java phone users. A useful code for developers.If you know the url of the web page then you can also use this google dork. Open google then typecache:<your_url>. Then you will find an option at the top to view source code.

2. opera:config (or config:)Another most useful code, gives the user a list of power-user settings to tweak with. These options are not visible to a normal user. Following arethe options you get to edit:*.Large placeholders for images*.Loading timeout*.Site patches and user – agent masking*.Keep styling in RSS feeds*.Fold link list*.Phone number detection*.Minimum phone number length*.Use bitmap fonts for complex scripts (useful to read language scripts other than English)*.Show feed index*.Show a list of page feeds at the top of the page

3. opera:about (or about:)This code provides useful (if you think) insights into your opera mini version,build number, platform, companies involved in building the browser, acknowledgements etc.

4. server:setupNow you can check whether you havea working internet connection or not using this opera mini secret code. Will be useful when you are configuring internet settings manuallyand you want to test them. You don’t always need to open a website to check your connection, have a try at this code.

5. opera:cacheThis code will return the cached items of opera mini. Cached pages are those webpages which you frequently visit. These pages are saved in your browser to give you faster access to them. Along with the list of cached items, you will also get the size of each cached page and its URL.

7. debug:This code returns all the technical details of your bowser. You can know about server status, cookies, your network operator, location, settings or preferences in the browser, user agent, IP address, feed details, version and much more.

8. tel:<phone number>You can use this code tomake call in opera mini without minimizing it. Perfect for those users carrying feature phones who always lack of multitasking.
.
Note: Before using this code you need to type in address barwtai://wp/mc;<phone number>subsequent calls can be then made just by the tel:code.9. server:reset and server:refresh

These two codes aren’t that important as you can do the operations performed by these codesdirectly through the available options in opera mini. But let me tell you these codes just to increase your knowledge base.

Actually the first code i.e., server:reset deletes the cookies of your browser which you collect while browsing internet. The second one, server:refresh, reloads the webpage you are currently on.10. odp:showuptodateThis code returns you to your homepage (or speed dial as the case may be).

Also your homepage data gets refreshed with the latest sites you visited. Works in opera mini above version 4.x.Other Useful Opera Mini CodesThe above codes are in general usageamong people. But still there are many more hidden codes in opera mini that Opera Software ASA never reveals. Hoping of more codes in future but here are few more secret codes that you can try right now.javascript:–

Executes javascripton pagefeed:list– Shows a list of feeds you are subscribed to.opera:fps– After trying the code, get rid of fps (frames per second) menu by restarting the browser

Also see:server:version, debug:console, server:sv, debug:test

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Monday 12 December 2016

New Features 2

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Saturday 10 December 2016

My best compilation of Jokes.

Am//always//edidiong_udoh(Instagram)
#African_inspiration

*“Pastor,my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature?” Pastor replied, “No, we cannot have service for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, maybe they will do it.” The man said, “Do you think they will accept a donation of U.S $250,000 for the burial service?” Pastor exclaimed, “Sweet Jesus! Why didn’t u tell me the dog was a Christian?”*A famousprostitute died. People were confused as to what should be written on her grave. Finally, on the advice of a wise man, they wrote: “AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE!!!”*A guytakes a girl on a date. She orders costly champagne, oysters, lobsters, the most expensive food on the menu. The guy asks: “Do you eat like this at your mom’s place?” The girl replies, “No, my mother doesn’t plan to sleep with me after the meal.’*An American,an English man, and a Nigerian were on a ship. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, “Drop anything in the sea, if I find it I will eat u, If I can’t, I will be your slave!” The American dropped a pin, the Devil found it and ate him. The English man dropped a coin, the Devil found it and ate him too. The Nigerian opened a bottle of water, poured it in the sea and said, “Na today be today, go find am!”.*A Nigerianman fainted outside Mr. Biggs (an eatery). Soon a crowd gathered around him and someone suggested, “Give him some water, it will help.” Hearing this, the man opened one eye and said, “Commot from here, if na water I wan drink, I for go faint for water board…” (Translation: “Get lost! If I needed water, I would faint in front of a water facility)*A mansits on the balcony having drinks with his wife, and he says, “I love you!” She asks, “Is that you or the beer talking?” He replies, “It’s me… talking to the beer.”*A husbandcomes home from Church, greets his wife, lifts her up and carries her around the house. The wife is so surprised and excited! She asked with smiles, “Did the Pastor preach on being romantic?” Out of breath the husband replies, “No, he said we must carry our burdens…”

Friday 9 December 2016

Android secret codes

In case of any problem, DM me on Instagram through #edidiong_udoh

#with_respect_to HTC one.
#edidiong_udoh

*.*#06#                                       To check IMEI of your device, enter this code.*.*#0*#                                       To enter service menu on the very new Android phones.*.*#0228#                                   To check battery status.*.*#9090# / *#1111#                  To make device in Service mode.*.*#*#4636#*#*                        To get information about battery, usage statistics and device.*.*#*#34971539#*#*                 To get all information about camera.*.*#12580*369#                         To get software and hardware info.*.*#228#                                     For ADC Reading.*.#7353#                                     To hide test menu 2/Self Test Mode.*.##7764726                               To hide service menu for Motorola Droid.*.*#*#273283*255*663282*#*#*   For backup ofour all media files.*.*#*#232338#*#*                       It display the Wi-Fi mac address.*.*#7465625#                               To view status of lock-phone.*.*#*#3264#*#*                           To show RAM version.*.*#*#44336#*#*                         To display build time and change list number.*.*#*#232337#*#                         To see or display device’s Bluetooth address.*.*#*#197328640#*#*                 It enables test mode for service.*.*#*#8351#*#*                           To enable voice dial mode.*.*#*#8350#*#*                           To disable the voice dial mode.*.*#*#0842#*#*                           To test Back-light/vibration.*.*#*#2664#*#*                           To test the touch-screen.*.*#*#0289#*#*                           For Audio test.*.*#*#0*#*#*                               For LCD display test.*.*#*#232331#*#*                       To test Bluetooth of any Android device.*.*#*#0283#*#*                           To perform a packet loop-back test.*.*#*#1575#*#*                           For advanced GPS test.*.*#*#1472365#*#*                     To Perform a quick GPS test.*.*#*#0588#*#*                           To perform a proximity sensor test.*.*#*#7262626#*#*                     To perform fieldtest.*.*#*#232339#*#*                       Testing Wireless LAN.*.*#9090#                                     To Diagnose configuration of device.*.*#872564#                                 To control U-S-B logging.*.*#9900#                                     System dump mode. *.*#*#7780#*#*                           Reset  to factorystate.*.*2767*3855#                             To format Android device.*.*#*#4986*2650468#*#*          To get pda, phone, H/W and RF Call Date.  *.*#*#1234#*#*                            To know about pda and firmware version.                                    *.*#*#1111#*#*                           For FTA Software version. *.*#*#2222#*#*                           For FTA Hardware version.*.*#*#7594#*#*                          To change powerbutton behaviour once code enabled.      *.*#*#8255#*#*                           To launch Google Talk service monitor.

The Bird and the shit( moral jokes)

#my_bae jokes
Instagram: edidiong_udoh

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story:
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
* * * * *

Wednesday 7 December 2016

New Features Available

Through polls conducted from close users and editors of Purpleeff, we have realized how hard it is to express your views on a topic or ask a question when you can only comment via openID, WordPress and with your Google account. 😿🙀

We have made changes to the rules bordering comments and replies and  have reduced the requirements to just your name and email or just go anonymous😸😀👏

Ask us for more posts and talk to us via comments. You're appreciated Purple's.
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Tuesday 6 December 2016

Back on Java

After learning Java basics via sololearn and from the oracle site. I would recommend Java cos it is, write once and run on all platforms.
I've run my code only on windows anyway.

NOTE
I'm not a Pro. Just an advanced learner.

So,
LETS GET STARTED😘😘😎😏.
Intro.🎫🎠

Sun Microsystems created the Java language. Java is a case-sensitive programming language, like C++. Java is an Object Oriented Programming (OOP) structure. Java is a class based programming language.

Example with simple Java program

Open Notepad and type in this program, maintaining the upper and lower case, because Java is a cases sensitive programming language.
<code>
01. class Edidiong
02. {
03.       public static void
04.       {
05.           System.out .print(“( "Welcome to Basic concept")")
06.       }
07. }
</code>
After writing this code then save the program. When you save it you need to save the program with only the class name like:
Edidiong.java ✌//

.java is extension of Java file.👌

After saving, compile and run the program so you need to open a “cmd”. Click the Window button and type “cmd” then hit Enter and open a “cmd” then type the cmd command for going to the location where your Java program is, like mine is at “desktop” so I need to type:
cmd desktop
Then show desktop on your cmd then type the following to compile:
javac Edidiong.java
//javac stands for Java compile .💖

When your Java program will be compiled successfully with no error then you have an auto-created a '.class' file.👏👏

If the compile was successful then to run type:
Java Edidiong
The following is the output.👎👎

" Welcome to basic concept "

☝☝If you are confused, have questions or want to report something, DM me on Instagram. edidiong_udoh. Or, try visiting solo learn Java or tutorials point

The Theft Machine(jokes)

The Koreans invented a
machine that detects thieves.
They took it to different
countries for a test. In USA, in 30 mins, it caught 20
thieves; In UK, in 30 mins, it caught 500
thieves; In Spain, in 20 mins, it caught
25
thieves; In Ghana, in 10 mins, it caught
6,000 thieves; In Uganda, in 7 mins, it caught
20,000 thieves; In kenya in 2 mins it caught
60,000; In Nigeria, in 5 mins, the
machine
was stolen.

Am still edidiong_udoh on Instagram.

Tuesday 15 November 2016

Image result for imperial city lagos
Image result for imperial city lagos


The Elegushi Royal Family has revealed its plan for the establishment of a $300 million new Imperial International Business City (IIBC). The new 200 hectare city will be built on reclaimed Lagoon extension of the kingdom and will also be the first eco-friendly smart business city in Africa.
The Elegushi of Ikate Kingdom, Oba Saheed Ademola Elegushi laid out his vision about the city in his palace while receiving some American investors interested in the project. He said the idea of a smart business city will address the perennial housing deficit in Lagos state and also change the landscape of real estate in Africa.
The project which is a Joint-Venture between the Royal Family and Channeldrill Resources Limited will commence in April 2016 with land reclamation. According to the Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of Channeldrill, Mr. Femi Akioye, the project will be executed by some of the best drilling and architectural companies in the world.

We will keep on updatin you weekly as we always do. 
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Tuesday 8 November 2016

What you can do if you study Java; Uses of Java.

#copyright: Javin
#Java is easy.

I have been studying HTML, c++ and Java. I would like to continue from my first post about Java schooling. I think I'm ready to tell you about the uses of java. You should k ow if you're interested.

If you are a beginner and just started learning Java, you might be thinking where exactly Java is used? You don't see many games written in Java except Minecraft, desktop tools like Adobe Acrobat, Microsoft Office are not written in Java, neither is your operating systems like Linuxor Windows, so where exactly people use Java?
Does it have any real-world application or not? Well, you are not alone, many programmers ask this question before starting with Java, or after picking Java is one of the programming language of choice at graduate level. By the way, you can get a clue of where Java is used by installing Java at your desktop, Oracle saysmore than 3 billion devices run Java, that's huge number, isn't it? Most major companies use Java in one way or other.
       Many server side applications are written in Java to process tens of millions of requests per day, high frequency trading applications are also written in Java e.g. LMAX trading applications, which is built over their path breaking inter-thread communication library,Disruptor. In this article, we will see more precisely, what kind of projects are done in Java, which domain or sector Java is dominating and where exactly Java is useful in real-world?
Real World Java Applications
     There are many places where Java is used in real world, starting from commercial e-commerce website to android apps, from scientific application to financial applications like electronic trading systems, from games like Minecraft to desktop applications like Eclipse, Netbeans and IntelliJ, from open source library to J2ME apps etc. Let's see each of them in more detail.1)
 Android Apps
If you want to see where Java is used, you are not too far away. Open your Android phone and any app, they are actually written in Java programming language, with Google's Android API, which is similar to JDK. Couple of years back Android has provided much needed boost and today many Java programmer are Android App developer. By the way android uses different JVM and different packaging, as we have seen in our previous article abouthow Android app works, but code is still written in Java.
2) Server Apps at Financial Services Industry
Java is very big in Financial Services. Lots of global Investment banks like Goldman Sachs, Citigroup, Barclays, Standard Charted and other banks use Java for writing front and back office electronic trading system, writing settlement and confirmation systems, data processing projects and several others. Java is mostly used to write server side application, mostly without any front end, which receives data form one server (upstream), process it and sends it other process (downstream). Java Swing was also popular for creating thick client GUIs for traders, but now C# is quickly gaining market share on that space and Swing is out of its breath.

3) Java Web applications
Java is also big on E commerce and web application space. You have a lot of  RESTfull services being created using Spring MVC, Struts 2.0 and similar frameworks. Even simple Servlet, JSP and Struts based web applications are quite popular on various government projects. Many of government, healthcare, insurance, education, defense and several other department have their web application built in Java.

4) Software Tools
Many useful software and development tools are written and developed in Java e.g. Eclipse, InetelliJ Idea and Netbans IDE.I think they are also most used desktop applications written in Java. Though there was time when Swing was very popular to write thick client, mostly in financial service sector and Investment banks. Now days, Java FX is gaining popularity but still it is not a replacement of Swing and C# has almost replaced Swing in Finance domain.

5) Trading Application.
Third party trading application, which is also part of bigger financial services industry, also use Java. Popular trading application likeMurex, which is used in many banks for front to bank connectivity, is also written in Java.
6) J2ME APPS
Though advent of iOS and Android almost killed J2ME market, but still there is large market of low end Nokia and Samsung handset which uses J2ME. There was time when almost all games, application, which is available in Android are written usingMIDPandCLDC, part of J2ME platform. J2ME is still popular on products like Blu-ray, Cards, Set top boxes etc. One of the reason ofWhatsAppbeing so popular isbecause it is also available in J2ME for all those Nokia handset which is still quite big.

7) Embedded Space
Java is also big in the embedded space. It shows how capable the platform is, you only need 130 KB to be able to use Java technology (on a smart card or sensor). Originally Java was designed for embedded devices. In fact, this is the one area, which was part of Java's initial campaign of "write once, run anywhere" and looks like it is paying up now.

8) Big Data technologies
Hadoopand other big data technologies are also using Java in one way or other e.g.Apache's Java-basedHBaseandAccumulo(open source), andElasticSearchas well. By the Java is not dominating this space, as there are technologies likeMongoDBwhich is written in C++. Java has potential to get major share on this growing space ifHadooporElasticSearchgoes big.

9) High Frequency Trading Space
Java platform has improved its performance characteristics a lot and with modern JITs, its capable of delivering performance at C++ level. Due to this reason, Java is also popular on writing highperformance systems, because Though performance is little less compared to native language, but you can compromise safety, portability and maintainability for more speed and it only takes one inexperienced C++ programmer to make an application slow and unreliable.10) Scientific ApplicationsNowadays Java is often a default choice for scientific applications, including naturallanguage processing. Main reason of this isbecause Java is more safe, portable, maintainable and comes with better high-level concurrency tools than C++ or any other language.In 1990s Java was quite big on Internet due to Applet, but over the years, Applet's lost its popularity, mainly due to various security issues on Applet's sand boxing model. Today desktop Java and Applets is almost dead. Java is by default Software industries darling application development language, and given its heavy usage in financial services industry, Investment banks and E-commerce web application space, any one learning Java has bright future ahead of him.

Java 8 has only reinforced the belief that Java will continuing dominating software development space for years to come.

Monday 7 November 2016

HTML lesson; Begin Markup

Well guys, I want you to know one thing. HTML isn't a programming language. It is a markup language for the web. That known let's begin.

You see this blog post you are reading now? It isn't just typed with Notepad or Microsoft word. It is written with HTML and this is what I want you to know apart from the jokes I also write cos with this knowledge, you can make HTML games and make web applications.

STEP 1
The BASICS.

HTML is and acronym( stands for) ' HYPERTEXT MARKUP LANGUAGE '. It is what is used to power this blog alongside all the pages on the internet. This blog however uses the simplest form of HTML because it is part of the free basics program and needs to be able to work on browsers that are not new, that is not modern or made a long time ago and cannot support all websites.

To begin with HTML, you must have a text editor like notepad on your computer. HTML often begins with a tag <html>. Whatever is in that tag is displayed in the web page. However, it still a closing tag and that is </html>. HTML has very many tags. I would show you more on my next HTML post.

See these websites I have used simple HTML and CSS to create at
Designer and
Playbot

Be happy till next time.



#edidiong_udoh
#HTML_matters

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Wednesday 2 November 2016

Landlord tinz. Ehhh

#apkos_on_the_beatz.      Please comment
#officiallee_purpleeff
 #master_edidiongudoh

This brief conversation ensued between Akpos and his landlord… LANDLORD: (knocks at Akpos door) AKPOS: (Opens the door) LANDLORD: Hey man, I’m looking for my house rent? AKPOS: You can come in let’s look for it together.
Jokes and all the way up
 #akpos_stupid
 #purpleeff





Akpos recently shared the following views at a public forum: When Nigerian politicians loot public funds/money from Nigeria, they keep it in Switzerland. When sick, they go to Germany or India. When investing, they go to America. When buying Mansions, they visit London. When shopping they go to Dubai. When on holidays, they visit Paris or Bahamas. When educating their children, they select Europe. When praying, they go to Saudi Arabia or Jerusalem. BUT, when they DIE, they all want to be BURIED in Nigeria! Please, ask them for me, is NiGERIA A CEMETERY?

Wednesday 19 October 2016

Get to know me

Hey, how do you do.
Okay. I'm a computer addict. Am sure at least from what my mom told me last time I was usin the computer in the bathroom. Hmmm. Ridiculous, right?
 Anyways, I just wanted you my cutest, sweetest, bestest(?), most generous friends out there to know that
My name is Edidiong Udoh and that you can reach me on instagram using the user(?) edidiong_udoh.
Thanks

Ways to catch a thief(JOKES)

Like I said,
#purple_is_fun
#laughs.com.ng








Image result for laughing
The American police style: Investigate he’s a thief till you find an evidence to catch him.
The China police style: Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him.
The Arab police style: Kidnap the thief’s wife and threaten the thief to surrender.
The Indian police style: Allow a pretty damsel sing for him to lure him closer, then you catch him.
The Nigerian police style: Catch any person on the street, beat him until he agrees he is a Thief

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What you can do if you study Java; Uses of Java.

#copyright: Javin #Java is easy. I have been studying HTML, c++ and Java. I would like to continue from my first post about Java schooling...