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Hey, how do you do.
Okay. I'm a computer addict. Am sure at least from what my mom told me last time I was usin the computer in the bathroom. Hmmm. Ridiculous, right?
 Anyways, I just wanted you my cutest, sweetest, bestest(?), most generous friends out there to know that
My name is Edidiong Udoh and that you can reach me on instagram using the user(?) edidiong_udoh.
Thanks

Ways to catch a thief(JOKES)

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The American police style: Investigate he’s a thief till you find an evidence to catch him.
The China police style: Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him.
The Arab police style: Kidnap the thief’s wife and threaten the thief to surrender.
The Indian police style: Allow a pretty damsel sing for him to lure him closer, then you catch him.
The Nigerian police style: Catch any person on the street, beat him until he agrees he is a Thief

Cat from hell (JOKES)

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Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Abacha died and all went straight to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said “I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there.
She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked “Well devil how much do I owe you for the call?
The devil replied, “Five million dollars”
She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, “My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too”
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked, “Well,devil how much do I owe you?
The devil replied, “Ten million dollars”
With a smug look on his face, and feeling more important than the English, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Abacha was even more jealous and starts screaming, “I want to call Nigeria too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I wanna talk to the ministers, the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody”…..
He called Nigeria and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked an talked an talked, then he asked, “Well, devil how much do I owe you for my long call?
The devil replied “One dollar!”.
Abacha is stunned and queries the devil. “One dollar Only one dollar ke??”
The devil replied. “Well, when you make a call from one hell to another hell, we bill it at a local rate”.

Welcome to Java

 Welcome to the blogger version of the main site Purple F. You would now be able to experience the fun and happiness you could ever get on purple F.

Welcome to Java

When I was learning Java programming(please say language), the first tutorial words that struck my ears were “welcome to java”. Let me tell you how the lesson went.
I learned some things I didn’t care to remember. Just wrote them down and now I am telling you from my jotter.

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The language(Java) is a high level language designed by sun micro systems in the early  1990s and is currently owned by oracle. it is platform independent which means you only need to write the program once and will be able to run on different platforms. It is portable, robust and dynamic with the ability to fit the needsof virtually any type of application.

This is an excerpt from the main site at  www.purpleeff.tk